ROLL UP BOYS, BOYS, BOYS AND GIRLS WHO'RE FRIENDS WITH ALL THE BOYS.
IT'S THE YEAST LONDON VARIETY CABARET!
AND WE'RE DOING A GUEST STARS SERIES!
Because we're brining in all the babes that'll stay with you, the trans that traumatise with their departure! Because you'll be hooked baby, wanna be left on the streets at 4:00am scratching your veins and screaming for more? Then come on down one and all!
I joke of course we all know there's always an after party.
AND WE GOT SOME GUEST SCARS FOR YOU!
MIKEY WOODBRIDGE! Not only is this ultra babe a darling of the cabaret, having given us some beautiful, intimate, meauxments... before pushing a bitch aside to catwalk acorss the -*entire*- dance floor, BUT SHE'S GOTTA ANNOUNCEMENT, she's being borne off to Berlin! Who knows how long for!? (She won't last, we all know she'll be back to get another hit of variety cabaret, but how long she gonna makes us wait and want!?)
AND TO SUPPLY SOME GLAMOUR....
DINAH LUX! Ultra femme, ultra fab and with a bad case of ultra flatulence (you may admire her on facebook but thank GOD you can't smell a photo) come see "Daddies" little girl be the big bad she-wolf busting out of the closet and on our stage for one night only!
EAST BLOC's ALL NEW WEEKLY BARGAIN BASEMENT NIGHT SPOT...++
HOUSE SINGLE AND MIXER £2.50
SELECTED BEERS £2.50
++HOME OF THE YEAST LONDON CABARET++
DONATION ON ENTRY; £3 SUGGESTED, £2 MINIMUM .
DAISY CONFUSED/JAMES PHILLIPS (Sink the Pink)
SHOWS FROM 12:30
(plus about two transvestite minutes to get the wig on straight)