Can you handle the heat of HELL? We are organising a bus to Hell & Back on the 15th June. The plan of attack is to meet in Mallusk or on route approx 07:00 - 07:30 to be in Bray for about 10 - 10:30am for the event to start at 11:15.
Afterwards the bus will take us into Dublin for a couple of soft beverages (some have suggested just getting a drink(s) in Belfast instead (We can decide closer to the time) and then taking us all back to Mallusk to be collected by our mothers, daughters, girlfriends or maybe boyfriends for the odd one of you.
The event is costing €42.00 each plus the bus which seems to be working out about £10 - £12 each. For everyone who has been asking me for a Protec t-shirt you will be glad to know you will get a Hell & Back t-shirt.
This event will be a good opportunity to prove to yourself you can do anything but we can all support each other on the day.
It's a 14k assault course and the average time is about 2 - 2.5 hours to complete. (This is slightly more than an average walking speed). 20k course is optional for athletes like Chuck Norris.
RULES OF THE EVENT:
No groping the opposite or same sex!!!
No car or automotive conversations unless it's regarding sale of any Protec products!!! Forfeits may have to be finalised.
No heavy petting at the back of the bus.
Any songs related to anything on the bus such as wipers, wheels or driver will be not allowed.
No conversations about Alan being part of the tarmacking, travelling or diesel smuggling community!!!
Tissues will NOT be supplied!!!
All dignity to be left in Mallusk!!!
All donations to Alan for bringing a community of HELLER's together can either be made by cash, cheque, credit/debit card, BACS or PayPal. Receipts will not be provided. (Cheque payable to Lockington Tarmacking Contractors)
WHIP ROUND PRIZES: (£1 Donation per person)
The biggest bruise, cut or injury (10% bonus if an ambulance is required)
I am open to other ideas on how we can make this event more enjoyable for everyone so don't be afraid to suggest anything. (anyone suggesting Alan not going is not a valuable suggestion)
DISCOUNT GROUP REGISTRATION LINK:
I will get an email when you sign up and then I will add you to the list of HELLERS.