Hey, dudes! Ben Roy writing. Okay, here's the deal; Adam and Andrew hate when I write these Grawlix announcements because the last few times I've turned them into super sweet poems. In fact, after the last one I got a stern talking to in our weekly meeting. Caused a pretty deep little rift between the three of us for a couple weeks. Tense. Real tense. But I learned my lesson. The Grawlix is a democratic entity. If two of the three members hate an idea, well, then the idea is cast aside. So, with all that being said, I promise I will definitely be doing that again this time. Let's start it off, shall we?!!!
Omaha, Omaha, Peyton always screams.
So let's bring in a member from the OKAY PARTY! team.
He's slender and he's bearded and looks like he's from Gaza
Everyone get ready for Ryan OF THE GARZA!!
Reinart? Reinert? Can anybody say?
How do you fucking spell it, with an E or with an A?
One thing is for certain, he can slay em' with a knack.
He's also from Nebraska, let's all just call him Zach. (Or is it Zack?)
Boy, Ben, this is awesome, but I'm horny for much more.
Well keep priming up that giggle pump, you chortle hoarding whore.
Another hilarious comic, all the way out from L.A.
Just open up that moan maw for the righteous Matt Champagne
And rounding out this feast, is a comic you should know.
At least according to LA Weekly, and that Jimmy Fallon show.
He's witty and he's charming, this British / American conversion.
Fresh off his Comedy Central 1/2 hour, it's the radical MATT KIRSHEN!!!
Add to that list the return of we Grawlix three,
Plus new video, a new opening, and new jokes for you to see.
All that in cahoots is an evening of intrigue and much ado,
Remember to get in line early, fuck you, Adam and Andrew!