Vitamin B is practically synonymous with taste, class, and refinement. Each month, we carefully select only the uppermost crust of the bass, breakbeat, and booty community and serve it to you on a silver platter carried by white-gloved butlers with impeccable coiffures.
But this month, we're taking it to the high-society stratosphere. Our guest for June is so highbrow, he may as well be slathered in Grey Poupon.
Ladies and Gentlemen (because we are, of course, ALL ladies and/or gentlemen), we are absolutely thrilled and delighted to bring you DJ ASSAULT.
No, we’re not fucking kidding. This is DJ Assault. YES THAT DJ ASSAULT. The Godfather of Ghettotech. The Baron of Booty. The Czar of the Bizarre.
He won’t just bounce your booty – he’ll obliterate it. He’ll earfuck you Ghettotech-style until you’re slick with sweat and begging to be taken to the nearest White Castle for your 6 a.m. slider fix, and then he’ll leave you begging for more.
Got an ass? Be ready to dance it off. Got feet? Bring extra - you'll need 'em. Cause if this shit doesn’t make you get down so hard you can't get up again, you should probably just go to a Michael Buble show or something.
DJ ASSAULT - Jefferson Ave
TEKTITE - Vitamin B, Blackbird Squadron
TIM THE ENCHANTER - Vitamin B
ILLEXXANDRA - Vitamin B, Mischief
Upper Crust Body Painting by Kirkworx Dupuis
Fine Art visuals by VJ DoctorMojo
Mansion-to-Yacht Club Lasers by Captain LaserPants
HOOPY HOUR! Show up before midnight with a hoop or flow toy and get in for just $10.
Plus drinks that won’t break the bank, beats that will definitely break your brain, delightfully attendant-free restrooms, and the largest, nicest smoking patio in Bushwick!
Presale tix $10 - $15
Door sales $15 before midnight, $20 after
Vitamin B is a creep-free zone. Please do not touch anyone without asking first, even if it's on the dance floor. If you have to be asked more than once, you will be ejected and blacklisted. We're a classy bunch - let's all act like it, okay?
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