The over-hyped and anticlimactic summer is finally upon us.
The rich kids are about embark on four different holidays to the far flung corners of the world - all on Daddy's credit card; whilst the rest of us normal folk are having to think about how the hell we're going to pay the eye watering Zone 57 rent and still manage to eat, let alone afford any alcoholic beverages.
All the plans you've made to have BBQs at Pollyanna's mansion in Cuntshire are going to be a complete wash out. England aren't going to get out of their group in a exceptionally predictable World Cup; and that girl you've been crushing on all year is going to have photos, all over Facebook, of her hanging off a tanned brainless bicep in Croatia - just to add an extra dimension of despair to your dour London days.
So here's to three months of disappointing weather, mind numbing boredom, and over priced festivals. I can't fucking wait for September, when any optimistic hope of a few consecutive days of warm weather has finally been quashed.
Friday 04.07.13 :::
2200 - 0400
£6 adv. £8 OTD
TICKET INFORMATION :::
CHEAP £6 TICKETS:
In the Rave Dungeon :::
Hip Hop | Garage | House | Gangsta Rap | Grime | Funky
provided by Disc Jockeys:
Warren XLNCE (SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM)
Gin & Chronic DJs (RICH GUYS)
Sheikh Mustapha (RECORD BARON)
In the Ballroom Bar :::
Funk | Soul | Reggae | Rock n Roll | Indie | 80s | 90s
provided by Nob Jockeys:
LONDON DISCO SOCIETY
Knee Deep Djs (DIVAS)
James "Mixing Skills" Paterson (GETTING BETTER)
Pablo Cuntraband b2b Mambo Number Jive (BETHNAL GREEN'S ANSWER TO GILLES)
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